yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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