They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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