So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
third nipple confirmed
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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