thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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