i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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