I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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