Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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