yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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