i jhust puked up my retainher.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
