it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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