She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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