You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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