We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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