wrigley field is MILF paradise
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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