sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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