Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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