is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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