he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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