I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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