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I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
So apparently I’m into choking now
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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