Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Can I color on your dick again?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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