real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Still dying that you shit outside
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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