So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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