life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
True college students do jello shots in the library
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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