I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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