First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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