I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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