Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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