Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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