So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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