yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I deserve to be covered in dicks
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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