I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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