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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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