Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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