you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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