Her vagina should come with caution tape.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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