Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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