we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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