You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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