You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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