We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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