what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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