She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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