Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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