quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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