she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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