oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I deserve to be covered in dicks
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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