; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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