Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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