i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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