I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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