I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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