she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
