he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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