Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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