I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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